I am eating a cookie and only had one ear. I once was a camel, then I changed bodies into a horny horse. The Key of Solomon is in my head, I can ask a mountain to jump into the sea. I was once placed in a microwave oven and turned into a fluff ball, killing anyone who stares at my fuzzy body and wide eyes.
ERMAGERD SHE'S SO FLOOFY! LIKE A KITTY! SHE'S LIKE A FLOOFY KITTY! I AM IN LOVE WITH FLOOFY KITTIES! I LOVE THIS FLOOFY TWILIGHT SPARKLE! ASLJHVEYEAIDKCGDFAJKHGVADVIADKBFUFGAV *Blue screen of cuteness* *user.exe has stopped working. Reboot? Y/N*